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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

Bob Hope

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting

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