I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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