I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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