Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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