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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Bob Hope

It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players

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