I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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