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George Carlin Quote - Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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