It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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