The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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