If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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