The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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