A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDOnly one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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