A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDOnly one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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