If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDNow and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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