Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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