The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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