When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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