Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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