The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDFun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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