The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDFlattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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