Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDThere is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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