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Alan Carr9 quotes“When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there.”
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This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.
Alan CarrAlan Carr What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig.
Alan CarrAlan Carr A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.
Alan CarrAlan Carr Civilians’ is a term I love. It’s what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren’t on TV.
Alan CarrAlan Carr I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
Alan CarrAlan Carr And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.
Alan CarrAlan Carr I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I’d gone to Africa I would have got poached.
Alan CarrAlan Carr All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a ‘magic bullet’ which on its own can solve our problems.
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Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry I am addicted to your madness drunk on your toxic love. Infect me with your poison, lets make storms rage above.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney The more you fail, recover, and improve, the better you are as a person.
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Barbara KingsolverBarbara Kingsolver Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.
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