“A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.”

This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig.

Civilians’ is a term I love. It’s what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren’t on TV.

When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there.

I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!

And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I’d gone to Africa I would have got poached.

All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a ‘magic bullet’ which on its own can solve our problems.

It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.

I like women who can cook. That’s first. Love is very important, but you’ve got to have a friend first.

Successful brands get into the mind slowly. A blurb in a magazine. A mention in a newspaper. A comment from a friend. A display in a retail store.

You want to finally come to a point where you say that the women you’re with is also your friend.

Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.

These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I’m washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles.

The opening-night audience is mostly friends of the cast and backers of the show, and they cometo applaud their money.

Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.