A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDIt ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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