Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDIt ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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