Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARDIt ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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