As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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