My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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