Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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