There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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