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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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Best Contraceptive Nudity People
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, ‘Who could have done this? We have no enemies!’
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If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.
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My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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You know you’re old when your walker has an airbag.
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Airbag Now Old Walkertr
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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Away Children Home Keep Only Parent Some Thing Threaten
Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, “Attack!” And he has one. All he does is piddle. He’s nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.
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Attack Country Dog Even Hear Ible Lisp Mail One People Person Piddle
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
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Beauty Day Fourteen Give never Plan Ten Up Year
I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
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Hat On Screw Wrinkle
When I go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in.
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Beach Come Even Go Tide
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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Always Before Down Drink Fall Friend Health
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Bed Fight Go never Stay Up
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Always Children Choose Home Nice One Rest
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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