“Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.”

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.

The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop… and that was for the estimate.

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along – but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

self-pity is better than none.

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?

I’m the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night… and reduce the crime rate.

In most states you can get a driver’s license when you’re sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.

I was the world’s ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads… I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said ‘Grab the blade!

I came from really humble beginnings – the projects of New York City – and I worked my way to get to where I am.

They only go after what they know they can get.

Just get to know me. Be my friend. Just kick it with me as if I was hanging with a homeboy.

I can only get up and do my chores and push through the day and find the good in it.

That’s when you’re going to get hurt. So I play relentless.

That’s more the kind of thing that get us inspired.

When you educate without the Holy Spirit, you only get a clever devil.

Sometimes we get our hearts broken, only to have the right person come along to mend them.