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Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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Beneath Breast Knee Law Left Mother Out Pain Trick Tuned
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
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Bad Earn Ever Kid Last Lose Money Old Teeth Thing
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
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I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
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Beauty Came Constant Country Hit Last Mouth Once People Person
It’s true Fang and I fight, but we’ve never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
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Bed Course Fang Gone Mad Month Three True Was Year
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
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Chance Housework Kill Rake You
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Age Back Do Go More Than
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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Finish Half Hour Last Minute
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
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Comedy Revisited Tragedy
The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.
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Body Doctor Hope Look Reincarnation Said Yes
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.
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Advice Away Bottle Children Follow Keep Transquilzer Work
If my jeans could talk, they’d plead for mercy.
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All mothers are working mothers.
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All Mother Working
A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.
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Again Happen Last Night Nothing Terrible Thing
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Age Beaty Eyesight Fade Like Look Marry May Own

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