If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
GEORGE BURNSThe most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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