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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.

Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Always Found Kid Move Parent
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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Arm Bone Dog Favorite My
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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Bee Butcher Kid Told Wife
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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Fed Me Mother Shot Sing So Ugly Use
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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Interrupt Spoken Wife Year
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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Dog Drink Glass Kiss Lip Married Stay Tough Wife
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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Frink Last Much Olive Sample Time Too
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Attack Control Girl Last Myself Night Save
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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Afraid Dark Light Me Naked Saw Wife
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Halloween Kind Life Look Parent Sent
My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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Ben Big Clock Country Cousin Find Gay
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Acting Del Delicate Mask Put Very
Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Bowl Just Life Pit
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Brown Dentist Go Teeth Tie Told Wear Yellow

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