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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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