Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD- Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDWhen I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDI came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDAt twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDI’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDOne year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDI remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDI haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDI went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDI drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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