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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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Another Came Cement Felt Hand Neighborhood Real Some Tough
Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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Everyone Fruit Laugh Loom Met Morning Underwear
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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