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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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