As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
ALAN KINGWe watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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