And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
ALAN KING- I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
More Alan King Quotes
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
ALAN KINGEd Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
ALAN KINGYou know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
ALAN KINGFor me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
ALAN KINGThat’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
ALAN KINGMy father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
ALAN KINGIf you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
ALAN KINGWhen I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
ALAN KINGComedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
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