I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
ALAN KINGAnd humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
More Alan King Quotes
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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I was a high school throw-out.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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