Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAToss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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