It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
ADAM CAROLLAToss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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