“If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.”

Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.

I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.

My first car was a motorcycle.

You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

He has left them in the full enjoyment of their liberal positions, and he is himself a strict conservative of their garments.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

In the time of Mrs Thatcher the church, to give it its due, spoke out and was an enemy of the Conservative government.

That level of expectation that I’m going to be conservative is really disappointing, but it is how many people think about clergy and the church

The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.

To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.

Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.