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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Adam Carolla

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Government Kind Mom Occasional Participated Welfare
I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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Finished Funny Humor Masturbatory Pizza Session Two
I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Annoyed Feel Like Time Travel Traveler
My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Building Car Life Some Working Wrenching
What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Common Sense Fist Hand Lawyer Sanitizer
The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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Add Cab Car Knowing Shuttle Town Travel
I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Burn Calories Happen Masculine Trying World
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Aisle Feeling Land Side Thing Views
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Anybody Attention Ill Money Power Thought Towards Will
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Insane Mean Million People Smartest Vote
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Base Funny Include Kind King Revise Sex Sexual Sexy
It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Around Doing Ebook Kicked Man Poor Rich Something
You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Card Control Credit More Much Navigate Pill Realize Sugar Use
The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Boom Fast Next Podcast Radio Segment Thing Very
The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Equal Everything Footing Hate Publicist Rid Thinking
I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Ability Field Healthcare Playing Right Thinking Work

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