It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
ADAM CAROLLAI know everything because I know nothing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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