I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
ADAM CAROLLAI like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I get depressed at airports.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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