The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
ADAM CAROLLAI have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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