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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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