If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
ADAM CAROLLAMaybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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