I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
ADAM CAROLLAMaybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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