“I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.”

When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.

I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.

I know everything because I know nothing.

I don’t know anything about computers.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.

Strategy and timing are the Himalayas of marketing. Everything else is the Catskills.

What should a brand leader advertise?

Advertising is the way great brands get to be great brands.

Advertising and promotion alone will not sustain a bad product or a product that is not right for the times.

It’s fun seeing my label on someone’s behind – I like that.

Unkind people need your kindness the most. They advertise their pain.

Anyone who is secure about herself shouldn’t be threatened by the ads I do.

The only way to advertise is by not focusing on the product.