The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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