Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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