Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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