To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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