Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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