The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINThe fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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