The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
BILL MAHERIs it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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