I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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