I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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