Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
GROUCHO MARXMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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