Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
GROUCHO MARXMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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