You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
GROUCHO MARXMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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