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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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