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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time

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