Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I told you I was sick.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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