In the human race today, you came last.
SPIKE MILLIGANGod made night, But man made darkness.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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