I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
SPIKE MILLIGANGod made night, But man made darkness.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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In the human race today, you came last.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I told you I was sick.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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