Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
SPIKE MILLIGANGod made night, But man made darkness.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I told you I was sick.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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