God made night, But man made darkness.
SPIKE MILLIGANGod made night, But man made darkness.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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