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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself

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