The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
NORM MACDONALDIgnorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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