I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
NORM MACDONALDIgnorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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