Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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