A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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