I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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