The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
DOROTHY PARKERA little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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