Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERA little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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