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Dorothy Parker Quote - Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.

Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.

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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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