“Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.”

Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.

There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.

I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.

I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.

With a few flowers in my garden, half a dozen pictures and some books, I live without envy.

Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed. Health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied.

And then all the objections urged against it by jealous tyranny and affrighted superstition will vanish.

Let this circumstance of our constitution therefore be directed to this noble purpose

The rich are more envied by those who have a little, than by those who have nothing.

Fame is the penalty of success. Jealousy is the penalty of fame.

Strong jealousy in a beautiful love is the autumn in the middle of a hot summer!

Big rocks are envy of little sands because little sands can travel with the winds. Every littleness has its own big advantages!