All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
DOROTHY PARKEROh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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