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Dorothy Parker Quote - Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Hate Myself People Rich
The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Big Earth Fools Love Man Woman
If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Care Fun Myself Stay
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Alcohol Angry Food Funny Grapes Wine
Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Future Love Past Seek Sorrow
Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Brave Doctor Serious
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Fools Myself Sorry Touch
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Forget Give Up Inspirational Myself One Liner
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Appreciate Audience Goodness Intelligence Myself Praise Talk
Women and elephants never forget.
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Animal Forget Funny Woman
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Genius Material Talent Writing
[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Funny Hell Herself Phone
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Appearance Fashion Funny Love Sex
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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Goodness Money Myself Togetherness Writing
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Bed Himself Voice
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Avoid Best Drink Stay Way
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Dance End Surprise Woman Young
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Better Death Goodness Herself Judgement
I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Change Myself Word Writing

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